Zero-Dependency Audit Scripts
The Zero-Dependency Audit Scripts is the set of 45 Node scripts (counted 2026-09-06), with zero npm dependencies, that run our sites' audits in production: Search Console and Bing pulls, PageSpeed sweeps, Cloudflare analytics, an internal-link graph, DataForSEO calls behind a budget gate. Secrets are read from files, never from the shell. Perpetual licence, one payment.
What it does: The month the suite renews and you do not, run the same audits we run, from your terminal, on your own accounts, with no dependency to install and a budget gate before any billable call.
What it will never do: Will never replace a keyword database. It meters the APIs you point it at; it does not remove their bill.
Instrument: the DataForSEO account ledger for 2026-08-26, both MCP servers, one session; the dated link-graph outputs.
Proof files (private audit folder, dated): AUDIT/dfs-2026-08-26/ · AUDIT/linkgraph-2026-09-03/. See the ledger for the public reading.
DataForSEO itself, which the toolkit drives: $0.60 to $2.00 per 1,000 SERP results, $50 minimum deposit, prices raised about 20% on 2026-07-01 PRIMARY source
Semrush: $117.33 to $455.67 / month on annual billing · Ahrefs: $29 (Starter) to $449 (Advanced) / month, Enterprise $1,499 (read 2026-09-07), shown for context; the scripts return raw console and API data, not a keyword database PRIMARY source
Script bundles on Gumroad: about $70 one-time SECONDARY
Zero-Dependency Audit Scripts: $199 once, perpetual licence, plus whatever you spend on the APIs you point it at.
Primary = read on the vendor’s own pricing page on that date. Secondary = a third-party read, not confirmed on the vendor page. No calculator, no “breakeven”, no “profit”: the readings are context, not a swap.
What is inside
Scripts for Google Search Console (audit, deep pull, sitemap submit), Bing Webmaster (audit, URL submit), PageSpeed Insights sweeps, Cloudflare Web Analytics, an internal-link graph with density, funnel and orphan checks, a local ops dashboard, a Markdown-to-PDF renderer with metadata purge, and the DataForSEO family (SERP bench, rank checks, gap analysis, teardown, prompt log, cost ledger) behind a budget gate. Each script ships with its README, its last dated run and the trap it was written to avoid.
Waitlist: Zero-Dependency Audit Scripts
No ship date is set: a system goes on sale the day its payment test passes. You get one dated note then, with the price frozen and the run proof attached. No sequence, no countdown.
- Third-party run on a clean machine: Every script ran on our machines. A README per tool and a test on a fresh machine are required before the archive ships.
Zero-Dependency Audit Scripts: questions
Does it need npm packages?
No. Every script runs on Node alone. Secrets are read from files you keep outside the repository.
Which accounts do I need?
Your own: Google Search Console, Bing Webmaster, Cloudflare, PageSpeed Insights, and a DataForSEO login if you use those scripts. The toolkit never ships with our keys.